And Lucifer said, “All of my lies are naked. Each of his truths wears clothes. What is your god hiding behind his clothes. Was it not I who first made Adam and Eve naked; and, too, I who then revealed to them they weren’t wearing clothes.

So Saint Liar went to edit the Bible so white people could live more comfortable by it.

“What we are going to do is just remove the pages of the Bible you don’t live by,” he instructed.

“And the white people silenced and said, “we are good people. We live by the bible.